Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Breaking News

Comic book industry to ask for federal government bailout
  • Public in uproar over DC Comics Executive Editor Dan DiDio's decision to fly to Congressional hearing via invisible plane.
  • Marvel Comics Editor in Chief Joe Quesada said to be planning to use bailout money to fund new webcomics initiative -- UPDATE -- webcomics initiative a complete failure, comics ruined for all time.


  1. I heard that Bruce Wayne's portfolio was invested with Bernie Madoff and now he's looking to unload the Batmobile. And Ma and Pa Kent's farm was foreclosed by the Farmer's Bank of Springfield, a subsidiary of Morgan Stanley.

  2. We want more! More comics! More Liefeld! More FEET!