Funny: "Abridged Script" for Watchmen

The very funny Editing Room has posted an "abridged script" for Watchmen. Here's a small piece of it:

JACKIE EARLE HALEY

(growling)

I think I’ve figured out who killed Jeffrey.

PATRICK WILSON

Oh? Let me guess. It would have to be one of the main superheroes to have any impact. He didn’t glow blue, he was too tall to be Malin, and it couldn’t have been either of us. Must be that douchebag Matthew Goode. That was easy, did that take you the entire movie?

JACKIE EARLE HALEY

… God dammit. Jackie’s Journal: Patrick Wilson is a dick.

Read the whole thing here.